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Good job getting rid of all the spam, Tumblr!!! So glad we can’t message each other links anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What are these fucking macros with Downton Abbey characters talking about shrooming? Or sending each other text messages about dildos? Look, I’m cool with things that don’t really make sense, but this is just inexplicable.

Maybe I’d be super popular if I just made graphics of characters from popular TV shows and added some words that have fuck all to do with anything. Like here’s Leslie Knope, except she’s a disillusioned Canadian expatriate living in Budapest and she explores sewers looking for ghosts.

Roblog with an image that makes this seven-foot post EVEN LONGER!!!

Aaaaaaaack I just saw that clip from The Hunger Games where Katniss shoots the apple out of the roast pig’s mouth and holy shit it looks SO BAD. I don’t see aaaaaany cause for optimism about this movie. Calling it now - this movie WILL suck.

What?!? Seriously, WHAT is this?!?! THIS is what The Hunger Games is going to look like? I mean, I was never very hopeful, but this just convinces me that this movie is gonna be T.E.R.R.I.B.L.E!

What?!? Seriously, WHAT is this?!?! THIS is what The Hunger Games is going to look like? I mean, I was never very hopeful, but this just convinces me that this movie is gonna be T.E.R.R.I.B.L.E!

I hope Rick Santorum shuts up forever. The end.

Did I tell you guys that I tried watching Being Human?

(Yes, the UK version)

I gave up after four episodes. I rarely give up on things after getting that far, mainly because I’m pretty good at knowing in advance whether I’ll like something, so I tend to only watch things that I think will be enjoyable.

Anyway, it was just a deathly stew (yes, that’s the way to put it) of no1curr and unintended lols. Like the sequence where Vampire Dude (see how little I care?) was shown in a time-lapse as he progressed through the 20th century? Good lord, that was hilariously stupid-looking. I can understand why it has a following, but I just didn’t find it engaging at all.

This is basically what Benedict Cumberbatch looks like to me…

This is basically what Benedict Cumberbatch looks like to me…

(Source: uhhuhhuhhuhhuh)

My brother is sick of hearing me complain about how much I hate Benedict Cumberbatch’s face

YOU won’t get sick of hearing me complain about how much I hate Benedict Cumberbatch’s face, will you?

Because I don’t know if I’ll be able to watch the next Star Trek movie, is all I’m saying.

Oh dear god, PLEASE shut up about Valentines Day…

Tumblr is more annoying than a Hallmark store right now…